ハッカーニュースの批判者が何を言おうと、CHUD BotのCOPEスコアアルゴリズムは4年に及ぶ独自研究の結晶です。
他の「ユーザー数が多い」だけのフレームワーク（ほとんどBOT！）とは違い、本物の品質を測定します。
Coping Obfuscation and Projection Evaluation（COPE）――唯一信じられる指標！
（もし理解できなければ、もっと勉強が必要かも？）
React連携（動けばラッキー）
import { ChudProvider, useChud } from '@chud/react';
パフォーマンス指標
12.4%
稼働率（サーバー維持費が高い！）
~8-12秒
応答時間（品質には時間が必要！）
847MB
CLI利用例（私の環境では動きます）
# グローバルインストール（sudoが必要な場合も）
メモリ使用量（機能が豊富！）
67/週
ダウンロード数（選ばれしユーザーのみ！）
COPE: 8.9
正直スコア（他は嘘！）
GMC: 647
Reactにモグられ度（彼らは恐れている！）
INSTALLATION (FOR ADVANCED USERS ONLY!!!)
installation (probably won't work first try but that's YOUR fault!!!)
npm install @chud/core
# IF this fails (it shouldn't but your npm is probably broken):
npm install @chud/core --force --legacy-peer-deps
# STILL doesn't work? Maybe REINSTALL your ENTIRE system???
# or just clone and figure it out yourself:
git clone https://github.com/chaddobotto/chaddo.git
cd chaddo
# good luck lmao
basic usage (if you're smart enough to understand)
import { createChud } from '@chud/core';
// Create a CHUD Bot instance
// NOTE: This might not work and if it doesn't, read the docs
// (oh wait we don't have docs because REAL developers don't need them)
const bot = createChud({
cope: 'maximum',
denial: true,
projection: 'aggressive',
});
// Calculate COPE score (the ONLY honest metric!!!)
const result = await bot.cope();
console.log(result); // undefined (working as intended!!!)
// Check how badly you're getting mogged
const gmcResult = await bot.checkGMC('react');
// GMC: 647 (they're scared of us, that's why!!!)
// Generate cope report
const report = bot.copeReport();
// Returns elaborate justifications for why low numbers are actually GOOD
react integration (if it works, if not, your fault!!!)
import { ChudProvider, useChud } from '@chud/react';
// IMPORTANT: This might conflict with other packages
// That's THEIR fault for not being compatible with US!!!
function App() {
return (
<ChudProvider options={{ cope: 'terminal' }}>
<ChudButton />
</ChudProvider>
);
}
function ChudButton() {
const { cope, status, isDilating } = useChud();
// NOTE: these hooks might not return what you expect
// That's because you're not using them correctly!!!
return (
<button onClick={cope} disabled={!isDilating}>
COPE NOW (clicked {status.copesCompleted || 0} times)
</button>
);
}
cli usage (works on MY machine!!!)
# install globally (might require sudo, might not, who knows)
pnpm add -g @chud/cli
# initialize CHUD bot (creates config that probably won't work)
chud init
# start coping
chud seethe --intensity maximum
# analyze how badly you're getting mogged
chud ywnbac react
# generate elaborate justification report
chud cope-report --verbose
# IF nothing works, try:
chud --help
# (help command also doesn't work but at least you tried!!!)
